501. Raskolnikov - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:05 PM PT
who says comic geniuses can't be weird? I thought it was a pre-requisite.
502. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:07 PM PT
Jeremy Irons is a Category One (Bug Eyes) mixed with a Category Three (Odd, Blank Affect) with a splash of Category Four (Christopher Walken).
All Weirdness that we're interested in can be categorized on these four axes.
503. JaDeGoLd - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:07 PM PT
Weird actresses:
Sean Young
Shannon Doherty
Sally Kirkland
Margot Kidder
504. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:08 PM PT
Bob,
What's our official list now?
505. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:08 PM PT
No, Jade, those are CRAZY actresses. Kirkland is the sole weird one.
The rest are either suspected or diagnosed mentally ill.
506. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:09 PM PT
Jen:
Your last list is still the official list. We haven't added to it.
507. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:13 PM PT
I once saw Andy Kaufman walking into the Metropole at noon on a weekday. He was wearing a neckbrace.
Weird.
508. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:15 PM PT
1)James Woods
2) Dennis Hopper
3) Jeremy Irons
4) Willem Dafoe
5) Chris Walken
6) Charles Grodin
7) Gary Busey
8) John Malcovich
9) James Spader
10) Andy Kauffman
11)John Lithgow??
509. CoralReef - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:17 PM PT
Not to play threadcop or anything, but this is why there's a movies thread.
510. ChristinO - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:18 PM PT
Rask, yeah, but Bernhardt isn't actually looney. Young is certifiable. Bernhardt is vulgar, obnoxious and in-your-face. Sean Young is totally fucking nuts----one of those people who believes that she truly is the center of the universe and whenever someone disagrees with her she just kind of goes "SPROING!!".
511. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:20 PM PT
Christin,
Do you think she was acting in Ace Ventura?
512. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:20 PM PT
Jen
Please. I'm begging you.
Malkovich.
I'm on my knees here.
513. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:21 PM PT
Lithgow is good. He's got bug eyes, intensity AND an odd, blank affect.
514. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:23 PM PT
Boris Karlov.
515. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:23 PM PT
CR
Actually, this is why we need an MP™ thread.
516. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:24 PM PT
Has anyone mentioned John Turturro? He does a pretty good weird-dude.
517. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:25 PM PT
Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..........
518. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:25 PM PT
Andy Kaufmann WAS a comic genius!!
519. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:26 PM PT
And how about the guy that played in Psycho as Norman Bates??
520. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:27 PM PT
Sean Young may be crazy but she was certifiably Babe-A-Licious in Blade Runner.
521. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:28 PM PT
Sean Young doesn't look so good naked.
522. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:31 PM PT
Well I guess I will have to go out to Altavista
Search: "Sean Young naked"
Be right back with the results.
523. PsychProf - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:32 PM PT
Anthony Perkins played Bates....as well as Jim Piersall in "Fear Strikes Out"...bad dinner guest, however, doesn't eat much...
524. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:33 PM PT
Vic,
Good call! Anthony Perkins.
Diva,
I like Malcovich *especially* in Dangerous Liasons.
525. ChristinO - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:34 PM PT
She did look good in Blade Runner, but something happened to her after that and she got all anorexic looking.
526. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:34 PM PT
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527. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:34 PM PT
Jen
You're angling for a wedgie, Toots. ;-)
528. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:36 PM PT
Sean Young is naked in the film, "Love Crimes." (about 1991 or 92) It costars Patrick Bergen, I believe.
I once saw a Playboy with a still from the flick.
529. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:36 PM PT
1)James Woods
2) Dennis Hopper
3) Jeremy Irons
4) Willem Dafoe
5) Chris Walken
6) Charles Grodin
7) Gary Busey
8) John Malcovich
9) James Spader
10) Andy Kauffman
11) Jeff Goldblum
12)John Lithgow
alternate- Anthony Perkins
530. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:39 PM PT
Good list, Jen. Congratulations.
I'd disagree with Kaufman, since all the other actors are non-comics, but I can live with him.
We did it!
531. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:40 PM PT
Diva,
You have to admit that Malcovich is intense. Great eyelashes and acting aside, he is alarming in an unexplicable way.
532. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:41 PM PT
Jen:
I don't know if you're missing this -- or if you're doing it deliberately to annoy Diva -- but it's spelled MalKovich.
If you're doing it deliberately, keep doing it. It's funny.
533. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:42 PM PT
Bob,
I'll be able to sleep tonight!:)
My main question though, is WHO would these men bring as their dates?
THAT'S a good question (and list).
534. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:42 PM PT
Jen
I've just realized that you think I'm talking about the actor, not the spelling of his name.
Sorry.
Yeah, but I don't think he's all that weird. He reminds me too much of a pathetic ex-boyfriend.
535. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:42 PM PT
Don't bother to check out the links in post#522. It's a stupid pay-site. Didn't see any SY.
536. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:42 PM PT
Bobo
For a minute there she had me going......I didn't think she was THAT dense.
537. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:44 PM PT
Winston:
SY is in the film Love Crimes. Naked.
538. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:44 PM PT
Bob,
I thought it was with a "C". No disrespect meant toward John Malkovich. (other than being invited to the weird-guy dinner party)
539. davidtudor - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:44 PM PT
Strange males to have at dinner parties?
Alf
540. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:45 PM PT
Jen
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate loose ends. It's so J of me.
541. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:45 PM PT
Diva,
I AM that dense. Try and remember will ya.
542. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:46 PM PT
Oh stop! Silly.
543. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:47 PM PT
Boba,
Was the film any good?
544. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:48 PM PT
Never saw it. Supposed to be atrocious.
545. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:51 PM PT
I was a little freaked by the sight of Isabella Rossalini ( I hope I spelled it right!) naked in Blue Velvet.
Yikes.
546. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:52 PM PT
Boba,
Thanks, I wouldn't waste two hours of my life watching a crummy movie just to see Sean Young naked. I'll take your word for it that she looks better with her clothes on.
547. PsychProf - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:52 PM PT
Do all dinner guests have to be naked?
548. TheDiva - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:54 PM PT
Jen
Rossellini
Please. Let's not start THAT again.
PP
One would hope not. Certain things should just stay under wraps, knowwhatImean?
549. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:55 PM PT
Only if you put slip-covers on the chairs!
550. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:55 PM PT
PP,
Only if you're having a naked and weird-guy dinner party.
551. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:56 PM PT
I refuse to attend formal dinner parties *unless* they're all-nude.
552. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:59 PM PT
I'm not worried about the chairs, mind you, I just want to advertise the Christopher Walken slip-cover for sale on the Internet.
553. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 1:59 PM PT
Bob,
Will you be attending the naked-weird guy dinner party?
Who do you think will look the best in the buff? Worst?
I think that James Spader and Jeff Goldlum won't kill anyone
but Charles Grodin, Chris Walken, and John Lithgow may hurt the eyes.
554. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:01 PM PT
Jen:
I generally don't go much for speculating on what men look like naked.
Sorry.
(g)
555. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:03 PM PT
Andy Kaufmann would look rather skinny these days.
556. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:04 PM PT
Party pooper.
557. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:04 PM PT
Vic, I agree, it would be a scary sight.
558. ChristinO - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:07 PM PT
Oh, Jen, btw: Incoming! I sent earlier this morning and then totally forgot to mention it when I saw you.
Okay, I'm going to lunch but jftr:
Spader probably looks pretty good in the buff. Goldblum definitely looks good in the buff. Woods could go either way, but there's no making up for his face to begin with so it's a moot point. Dafoe is lean and cut but he has a barrel chest so you have to be "in" to his body type to get a thrill plus I think he may be totally lacking in the ass department. Malkovich could go either way, but I bet he smells funny. Hopper I can't even imagine for some strange reason. Walken is probably as corpselike undressed as dressed. I can't imagine Grodin naked ever--I don't know why.
And that's all I can remember off the top of my head.
559. WinstonSmith - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:09 PM PT
"Malkovich could go either way, but I bet he smells funny."
LOL!
560. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:19 PM PT
Christin,
Hotmail's giving me some problems right now. I can't seem to get in!
Have a good lunch.
561. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:24 PM PT
Due to the underwhelming response to my come-to-Jesus dinner party (one "regrets" from Cllrdr is all), I will try again:
Siddalee
Vivi
Teensy
Caro
Necie
Buggy
Genevieve
Jack
L'il Shep
Lulu
Baylor
Connor
Hueylene, to catch the table scraps
562. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:37 PM PT
This is the list of weird male actors, as last posted, with my objections annotated:
1)James Woods
2) Dennis Hopper
3) Jeremy Irons
4) Willem Dafoe
5) Chris Walken - Sits at the head of the table
6) Charles Grodin - How is Grodin weird? I mean he had a talkshow, but Springer or Geraldo are much weirder.
7) Gary Busey - Weird? How? The guy looks and acts like a loopy dock worker rather than a potential psyco killer
8) John Malcovich - Sits, in a straight jacket, at the foot of the table.
9) James Spader - Weird? Well maybe in an artsy fartsy way, but come on Malkovich is goind to kill and eat him.
10) Andy Kauffman - ??????????
11) Jeff Goldblum - Nerd yes, weird not really
12)John Lithgow - Again, loopy yes, psyco no.
Suggested replacements:
Anthony Perkins
Anthony Hopkins
The guy who played the bad guy in the first Beverly Hills Cop movie
Boris Karlov
Klaus Kinski
Rickman (don't remember his first name)
563. CalGal - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:39 PM PT
Alan Rickman is just like James Spader--weird in an artsy-fartsy way, but too sexy for the list.
564. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:41 PM PT
vonK
I too suggested Perkins and Karlov, but they just weren't interested!
565. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:41 PM PT
I look at Rickman and my skin crawls, same effect that Walken and Malkovich and Kinski have on me.
566. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:42 PM PT
Vic - Yeah, they're both weirder than several of the others put together. Still, Walken presides and Malkovich keeps the list of names.
567. CalGal - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:43 PM PT
Rickman is insanely sexy. Truly, Madly, Deeply. Sense and Sensibility.
568. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:44 PM PT
Von:
It's really easy to grouse about the list. But we worked very hard to put it together.
Hey -- if you don't vote, don't complain.
Kauffman -- I dont' really understand myself. Jen kind of just threw him in.
Grodin -- I had reservations about.
Spader IS weird.
Goldblum IS weird.
I thought about throwing Hopkins in but decided not to offer him up.
Perkins just doesn't have the heft.
Rickman is not weird. He's British. There's a difference.
569. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:45 PM PT
Marshame,
Are those pet names for certain Fraysters?
570. CalGal - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:46 PM PT
But then, I also think Walken and Malkovich are sexy.
571. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:46 PM PT
Remove Andy Kaufmann. In two minutes, he'd have everybody laughing and rolling on the floor, and you can't have that at a "weird-guy" dinner party!!
572. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:48 PM PT
Jenerator
Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.
Buy it now.
573. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:49 PM PT
marshame
You keep this up, and I am going to invite YOU to the weird-women dinner party.
574. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:49 PM PT
Anyway, on to weird female actors?
Suggestions so far:
Louise Fletcher
Sandra Bernhardt
Sean Young
Farah Fawcett
Kathy Bates
Juliet Prowse
Shannen Doherty
Louise gets my vote as the weirdest, she and Walken could preside over a co-ed version.
575. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:50 PM PT
I would have to vote for Andy Kauffman as the #1 wierdo. Has anyone seen that special on him where he took on the professional wrestler? He was one strange guy! It will be quite interesting to see Jim Carey portray him in the upcoming movie. The one thing about Kauffman, he never let on if he was kidding.
576. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:50 PM PT
25% of the men at the "weird-guy" dinner party CalGal thinks are sexy.
CalGal, do you have anything to say in your defense??
577. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:50 PM PT
Okay,
Kauffman is out. Who replaces him at the weird guy dinner party?
He better be WEIRD too, none of this he's just weird looking business.
:)
578. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:51 PM PT
Plus, he pronounced it "Cowf-mun" as opposed to Cough-man like its suppoztabe.
579. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:52 PM PT
I vote for Kinski to replace Kauffmann
580. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:52 PM PT
It should be Kowf-maaaaan if you pronounced it correctly like a German.
581. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:53 PM PT
Frances whazzername, who won the oscar for Fargo. But only invite her if she promises to speak in North Dakotan. Yah, sure.
582. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:54 PM PT
Vic
First I'm wierd, then I'm a German? Are you trying to tell me something?
583. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:54 PM PT
What are some of the movies Kinski has been in? I can't seem to place him.
584. BobaFett - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:54 PM PT
I vote NO on Kinski. I barely know who he is.
I think the problem people are having is that they want not just a WEIRD list, but a SCARY WEIRD list.
If you're looking for SCARY WEIRD, I guess Goldblum's out.
But I think Spader can be kind of scary.
585. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:55 PM PT
Shirley McClain, but only if she promises to come as one of her former incarnations. Like the slave of the Cleopatra.
586. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:57 PM PT
Kinski - Aguirre, the Wrath of God; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (I think, one of the spaghetti's, as a psycho hunchback, Lee VanCleef kills him); Viper. Anyway, his type is covered, though not as well, by Dafoe.
587. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:57 PM PT
How about Anna Nicole Smith and .... oh, that's already 12.
588. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:57 PM PT
Vic - Oooooooooh!
589. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:58 PM PT
I just want plain 'ole WEIRD for the list. Goldblum and Spader are keepers.
590. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:59 PM PT
Anybody see the movie "The Name of the Rose." Sean Connery, Christian Slater. A great movie. Now then, if you want WEIRD, just about any of the guys playing those monks will do!!
591. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 2:59 PM PT
Oh! Slater!
592. VicKuligin - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:00 PM PT
Does Sean Penn constitute "weird?"
593. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:00 PM PT
Of course if we invite Slater we will probably be unable to prevent Cal from disrupting the festivities [;-}
594. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:06 PM PT
Sean Penn isn't weird, he's just a bully.
He was GREAT in Dead Man Walking. I'm still mad that he didn't get the oscar for his role in that movie. (It went to Cage for his portrayal of a whine-o in Vegas)
595. marshame - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:08 PM PT
Jenerator
Is he a bully because he made David Spade get a tattoo in order in get an interview? You should cut him a little slack, after Madonna and all.
596. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:09 PM PT
I think the guy from NYPD blue is weird. I can't remember his name (Hispanic one).
597. vonKreedon - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:12 PM PT
Jimmy Smits? or Turturro?
598. CalGal - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:12 PM PT
Christian Slater is incredibly sexy.
Jimmy Smits is not weird. He is sexy, though.
599. Jenerator - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:12 PM PT
Good night everyone. I'm going home.
Bob,
You were the original creator of the weird-guy dinner party, I'm leaving seat #12 for you to decide upon.
600. CalGal - Oct. 28, 1998 - 3:13 PM PT
Sean Penn is not sexy and he is weird a la Malkovich. I could deal with him on the list.