The FLAME Thread!

OK, we'll try this out. Welcome to the Slate's Officially Sanctioned Slam Space. Make it good, or I close the place down.

You all suck.

No, I don't suck. I'm just a gigantic black hole created by our education system. Unfortunately, our schools are creating more black holes all the time. No light ever gets out of a black hole, so new ideas, etc., never seem to have an effect. But, suck? No, I don't think so.

Could be that "dickwad" has missed the point of this thread. Nice going, buttface. (Oooh ... the anger has been released. Thanks, Fraymistress.)

The Thread of Sweet Release!

THEJACKDOG

thejackcat

thejackshit

stopit

Shyte

Bollux

Shyte

First of all, to dickreed Message #2, Black holes do, in fact, suck. That's why they won't even let rays of light escape their unceasing grip.

I'm so hungover I feel like a slug that's been dipped in salt Any country music fans ready for some prime verbal abuse? Let me know - I've got the goods.

To All Fakers of the Funk: do not fake the funk. it's unbecoming.

To All Executive Arseholes: you will fry in hell. cease and desist.

ToPeople Who Don't Understand Music But Feel The Need To Post In Music Chatrooms: you are not alone, evidently.

To Advertisers and Other Bottom Feeders: hang up the phone i can't dance with you anymore. also see *Fakers of the Funk*.

To MySoon-To-Be-Exgirlfriend: it takes two to tango.

To All the Good People Out There: move to another city every five years at least. this cures all varieties of mindfuck and daze.

markesmith: ditch the bitch and make the switch! Hahahahahahaha!

Well, this is the flame thread, and a flame here must read as follows: You are all the greatest bunch of people it has ever been my pleasure to meet via cyberspace. My true feelings will continue to be expressed on other threads...

Will posting here have the same effect as using a punching bag?

FRAYMISTRESS, are voodoo dolls allowed in here?

Swampgas, Anis Snot Rag,

Snotass, Snoots Again.

Ignorant Ass Has Returned.

Stopit.

FLAMEDOUTHERE

Is there any point to your "flaming" It doesn't make any sense to say phrases as you do. Oh well , I was just wondering.

Tsk-Tsk

You people call this (#1-11) "Flaming"? Don't make me laugh. The following is an example of flaming. Please follow along and yes, you may do try this at home.

PseudoErasmus: You claimed in another thread that you were, in fact, not named PE by your whore...um, excuse me,...mother. This got me to wondering if you are a man at all (I use the term "man" only to reference to male genitalia. It is clear you aren't a "man" in any true sense of the word). I don't believe you are a man, but a bitch who couldn't land a man if you picked your fat, childish, egotistical, pimply ass off the f'ing computer desk chair where you pound your keyboard (and yourself) and tried to jump on one from a story up. You have got to be the biggest, skankiest, fraud to ever use up valuable bandwidth on the Internet, never mind the Fray. Why don't you go back to your real job (licking the shit off of various economists hairy, smelly asses) and leave the Fray to people who can make a decent argument.

Basically, Fuck Off you racist pervert! I know I needed to make it simple so you could understand. Don't be ashamed.

Now, who wants to make fun of Country Music?

LUCKYNUMBER7:

No way you are to much!!! You're really good at "flame" throwing. At least someone has finally set the tone. You've got the balls so use them, evidentally, PseudoErasmus, doesn't. So armed with the words of the devil's advocate do your stuff.

Oh my, Lucky! Wait 'till the ruler-snappers at CBU get a load of that! I'll save them the trouble: you're going straight to hell, boy!

Re: 14. If I have my way, you'll be roasting there for a long time before you ever see me. You sniveling little jackass.

Re: 13. PseudoErasmus doesn't have the balls to play marbles!

Well if he doesn't have the balls, what does he play with????

Well if he doesn't have the balls, what does he play with????

Re: 18. I guess he plays with his Dad's balls, but I really don't want to think about it.

That is, of course, assuming he has a father, and he's not the test tube baby he acts like.

Ode to LuckyNumber7

How do I love thee, let me count the ways,

Re:20, Lee. I hope you didn't strain anything coming up with that.

Unfortunately, my insults, ridicule and derision are usually topical, so I'm afraid I'm unable to participate in this very useful thread. Moreover, I, being a gentle cowardly prude, simply cannot compete with the obscenities expressed here. So I will merely be pathetic and reprise a post I recently addressed to LUCKYNUMBER7 in the Politics thread.

LUCKYNUMBER7

ELPOCHO used to always quote Plato/Socrates to you: "The unexamined life is not worth living."

Implied in this quotation was the suggestion that you should commit suicide.

Why have you not obliged ELPOCHO2?

To the above, Lucky had the creativity, the acumen, the wit and the brilliance to respond:

"PE, ladies first."

*SNIF* It brings a tear to my eye.

Wait, that is just the smell from your tongue. Brush your teeth once in a while.

I guess this means I win the nastiest fraygrant award. Thank you, Thank you. I would like to thank the academy...

PseudoErasmus Get a Fckn grip on life here . this is basically, plain and simple, and tell of thread . If all you can talk about is quote from Socrates, about death , sweetheart, GET A GRIP ON REALITY!!!! Maybe the Mistress should start a "WISH ICOULD TAKE SOME CRITISIM" Thread. Baby, I bet you'd be the King of the Castle. Obviously, you're much to kind hearted to make snide or crude remarks, So go give yourself a nice long douche, and kindly get back to us.

MELISSAKELLY (24)

Well, it's fine and beautiful to discover, before I died, that there is indeed a fully female version of that reknowned autistic androgyne, LUCKYNUMBER7. Infelicitous style, confused syntax, grammatical solecism, idiomatic deficiency and general semantic insecurity all speak to this possibility. On top of all that you've got zealous literal-mindedness, semi-literacy and a weakness in reading comprehension. A linguistic palsy.

Are you a product of 18 generations of brother-sister procreation as well?

Re: 24, Melissa. Great flame!

However, there is a mistake. PE isn't "much too kind hearted to make snide or crude remarks", but is just the opposite. The difference here is he can't display his foolish overeducation here as well as he doesin the other threads.

Re: 25, GasBag. So, you are a liar as well as a sissy? What a surprise! I knew you had it in you.

BTW, do you call words like "grammatical solecism", "idiomatic deficiency", and "linguistic palsy" real insults? You are such a joke! Wake up, fartknocker! You are not a school boy in England with your little "chums" anymore. This is real life, and not the vacuum you grew up in. (Assuming, of course, you did grow up. I haven't seen the evidence as of yet.)

LuckNumber7: So go give yourself a long, hot douche. and get back to mass, youjackass. Stopit.

PE, PE, PE, calm down pookums. Why don't you talk in a little more down to earth tone. Obviously you are educated, and you know alot of rhetorical words and sayings. Your probably spellchecking everysingle flame. What the fck is wrong with you,why don't you ask your dog to take his pickle out of your ass - though its more than evident that you very much enjoy it. Relax kiddo, or is that what erks you? The mere fact that know one gives a flying fck what your educated words say. If you were so educated, you could have a educational comeback and not act like my two year old daughter.

Okay, tell fido he can play again.

Re: 28. Do you have to post like a dork? You are a real person, right? Your poems are about as good as the dirt you pick from your navel. Get some talent before you try it again.

Tell me, LUCKYNUMBER7, if this thread is real life, what's life at Liberty Baptist College?

Melissa Kelly. I forgot that you are also unable to interpret tone. By the way, when you defecate, do you squat over a hole in your kitchen? Because whenever you post, I feel like ducking: you squat, aim and spray a mist of diarrhea all over the Fray.

flamedouthere, as i said before and will say again. you make no sense what so ever. I know, your next post can read as follows:

NANA NA POO POO

YOU SMELL LIKE DODO.

please you doofus, Orginality is the KEY here.

Re: 31, ConMan. I didn't say this thread is real life you stupid, insufferable, irrelevant, pompous prick.

Life at my school is like making fun of imbeciles like you who think they are impressing people with their idiotic rhetoric.

You are so pathetic. Although, you were right about one thing today, you can't "compete." I don't think you ever could. Everyone else was too scared to stand up to you before I did is all. Sorry to ruin your illusions of grandeur.

PseudoErasmus, no I don't squat in a hole in my kitchen, i squat on the hole on your face.

MELISSAKELLY (32)

"please you doofus, Orginality is the KEY here."

Yes, the use of FUCK without the offending vowel U is quite breathtakingly original.

LUCKYNUMBER7

Re: "real life" - Well, if you can't enshrine meaning and intent properly in a sentence, that's not my problem. You have got to realize finally, that we're not here in person, so the desperately simian gesticulations and arm-flailings and semaphorings and uncontrollable head-tappings on which you must ordinarily rely heavily to communicate, can't possibly convey meaning in the Fray.

by the way PE, I've been meaning to inform you, if you want to affend me, you'll need to be a little more creative.

PE, the use of fuck without the U is merely out of habit, actually I would prefer to say fregen or however you educated little mind would say. It was and is not an attempt to be original, its just shorter.

MELISSA KELLEY (37)

No, you half-sloughed reptile, the use of FUCK, with or without the offending vowel, is immensely, creatively, overwhelmingly original.

well PE can you read. I said I was not trying to be original. And about the half sloughed reptile I couldn't thank you for knowing me any better. At least with half-sloughed I'll have a much better complextion than you crater infested face. And Reptile, most of them don't have backbones , you know bones, like what your missing in your dick, so try again, your not doing a very good job at flaming me, but a standing ovation to your abilities to be a full fledged FLAMER.

Re: 35, PE. Oh, it is your problem. You obviously think your ramblings mean anything other than you are a complete boob.

On top of this problem, there is your child-molesting, drinking, whoring, and drug use problems to deal with.

SEEK HELP!!

Speaking of acting like two year olds. . .

Of course, it's true that only some two year olds have advanced so far as to fixate on the shock value of filling their remarks with four letter words and scatological terms.

Why is this thread necessary? Don't we get enough of the people who habitually communicate at this level already?

WELL ALL ITS 5:OO EST SO I'LL FRAY WITH YOU LATER.

PSEUDO I WILL BE WATCHING FOR YOUR IMPROVEMENT OVER NITE.

MELISSA KELLEY

Sculpture of congealed pus, reptiles _have_ backbones. They're invertebrates.

Yes, this is getting far too boring. It lacks purpose. It lacks frisson of evil and schadenfreude. I need to insult in the context of having a serious discussion. I have seen your posts in the Welfare thread. I didn't read them, thinking they couldn't possibly be interesting. But I'll now see.

Re: 41, Monte. Oh, back off already. If you don't like it, then there are a dozen or so other threads to amuse you.

Re: 43, CryBaby. "congealed pus" Boy, that's giving her the ol' one-two combo!

Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any sadder, you surprise me yet again.

Yes, LUCKYNUMBER7, I'm sure that you can shine here. This is truly your speed.

Re: 46. WHAT? Couldn't here you because I passed you so long ago.

Don't bother repeating, it probably wasn't worth hearing in the first place.

Geez, someone's getting good use out of their random insult generator. The results could use a little editing, though. At least work them into a sentence so that it looks like you came up with them yourself.

Accusations of ancestral incest? Howtrite.

PE you fecking prat. Your intelligence is hollow, your pickiness annoying, your posts flavorless and repetitive. The best thing about you is the enormous potential for abuse that you offer to the rest of us; there seems to be no dearth of options for he who would mock you.

PE said: "Sculpture of congealed pus, reptiles _have_ backbones. They're invertebrates."

Make up your mind.

STEVEBURNAP

Vertebrates. Are you happy?

Don't you find this thread rather boring? I think it was a mistake. Insults are actually productive in the midst of serious discussion. They act as cranial laxatives.

Re: 50, Steve. You assume PE has a mind. Why would make such an erroneous assumption?

PE - Insults are only productive if they have relevance. While I can certainly see how the effects of flinging shit around can be mistake for those of a laxative, but you seem a mite confused on whose doing the producing.

Lucky7 - Oh, I am sure he has a mind. It's just so damn full of Big Words that it has trouble moving.

Re: 53, Steve. You may be right. After all, how else could he come up with such ingenious insults as "happy clappy?" Thanks for pointing out my error.

BTW, great flame in this post too.

I agree this thread is pointless. However, it serves the immeasurably favorable purpose of reducing LuckyNumber7's posting frequency in the other threads. I'm sincerely happy for LN7 that he's finally found his true milieu, wallowing in the muck with other low-grade morons. Hooray!

Re: 55, WhiteHair. Even from the muck, I can look down at you trying to act like you have something important to say.

You post, every once in a while, who you like (Fraygrants & Hollywood types --sorry, didn't mean to excite you with the word "wood" --alike), who's cute, etc. Well, in case you haven't noticed, the Fray isn't for you and the other housewives to gossip about shit I could see on *Entertainment Tonight* or on www.salon if I wanted to.

What a worthless sack of dogshit!

LuckyNumber#7

Actually, "happy clappy" is El Pocho's wonderful little epithet for people whose understanding of the world is derived from TV. Quite apt and vivid, I think.

STEVEBURNAP

People frequently accuse me of using Big Words, but I just don't see that. Maybe you have a lower standard for Big Words. I think of "hypertrophied critical prestidigitation" or "somnambulatory descanting" or "pluvial offalescence" as instances of big word-phrases.

Haha! Another triumph for LN7!

I just don't get it. Insults are one thing - I fully expected to read some reallly creative derisions in this thread. Some pointed, relevant ranting and raving. Maybe it would help to read more, or even to watch Letterman's Top Ten on a regular basis. Instead, I see tripe, most of which reminds me of 2nd to 4th grade school children attempting to sound dirty, it's fun and games for them and their stumbling efforts which often miss the meaning by a mile sometimes afford the adults a good (hidden)laugh. But what is this? Is anyone laughing? Is anyone having fun? Does anyone feel their frustrations have been relieved? It seems, so far, that we're not taking full advantage of this big empty space which is ours to fill. Be mean, be cruel, ventilate, curse, but wouldn't you like to come in and read later and be prompted to cheer your efforts, or someone else's? I'm just not finding what I expected. Do you smoke behind the garage also?

PE (31)

"spray a mist of diarrhea" That doesn't sound right. Maybe you meant something like "fling poo"? But that doesn't encompass the atomizer effect, does it?

What do you have against melissakelly anyway? Her slack-jawed charm is unique in The Fray. Tell us mk, do you own your trailer, or do you rent?

PseudoErasmus said "Maybe you have a lower standard for Big Words."

Perhaps that is because I value clarity over length. I've always had the odd notion that the purpose of language is communication. Those more concerned with proving intelligence than communicating may differ on that standard. I have always assumed that it had to do with a lack of self-esteem.

STEVEBURNAP (61)

Now that, I don't understand. My language is quite clear and coherent. Perhaps you're confused? My sentences aren't that long, either. I think many in the Fray - and I have quite a few partisans - will testify to my interest in communicating.

Verbal communication takes on a very broad range of rhetorical postures. Clarity has obvious expository purposes. Brevity is not inherently superior to length. Even lack of clarity, if you're Henry James, has some value. Ambiguity can be meaningful. In other words, aptness is everything. You just have a demotic sense of style, Mr. Burnap.

As a Fraygrant who has been described as "without the least malice" a flame thread is not really my cup of tea.

I did note that I have been honored with a flame directed at me. Thank you.

PE, why are you wasting your time here? You could be putting your energy into something worthwhile.

That oughta draw a response.

This thread is obviously meeting some kind of need, judging from the number of postings.

I am disappointed with the quality of flaming, however. I have seen only two flames (by two different people) which I would classify as brilliant. So go ahead, take your shots at me.

Wow - 63 posts, just like that -- whack, whack, whackerdoo. I admit, also, that this isn't going the way I expected. It's ...kinda weird. Just goes to show that the old adage is true -- be careful what you ask for, 'cause you might get it.

I am learning a lesson here, I can tell. I just am not sure yet what the lesson IS. That's probably because it's not over yet.

IRVINGSNODGRASS: You SUCK, you Downunder, Dogooding, Dualnational languagemonger. Wait, I forgot to say bad words; I can do that: FUCK all grammar police. SHIT on the capital gains tax. A pox on your PRIVATEPARTS.

PSEUDOERASMUS: I HEAP bad words on you. I BURY you in bad, bad words. Poopy words, boy and girl sex part words, animal sex words, man and woman boobie words.

Also words about being stupid and ineffective. NO-MONEY words!! Words about doing sex too little or badly. Words about poorly formed body parts, and body parts that do not function properly or which function in unexpected and displeasing ways.

EAT MY WORDS. Words about confusing sex functions and food functions. Body odor -- BAD body odor words, plus HYGIENE words in general. Words about LOOKING BAD!!!!

FRAYMISTRESS: I hate your name. You, also, SUCK.

(P.S. -- I will henceforward scroll past ALL messages except MY OWN. Hahahaha.)

EmilyJoAnne - HEY, Don't think I forgot about YOU. For you I have EXTRA bad words. OTOH, you are from Kentucky.

Message #64 Creativity lives! And it finally entered here. Oops, this is the *Flame* place. ----- But look who its living with! - a forger, a photo forger, puts handsome- man faces on cyber-bodies. Ned, who are you kidding? You never read any posts but your own - you just memorize our insignificant names as you scroll past, drooling in anticipation of your own Dornanisms. You're lost in"the power of Ned" - you 're feeling your way - you forgot to put real eyes on that handsome-man face.Stick a candle in it, be a jackolantern!

EmilyJoAnne - Eat your heart out. It's true, I went through MAGAZINES to find that picture. I selected the most studly and well-formed Manly Man I could find -- then I used Photoshop to stick a shirt and tie on it.

The TRUE Ned is larger and more effective in every way. When you go to sleep, THANK GOD you have never gazed at the fullsome sensuous reality of MYSELF. For, had you done so, you would be forever dis-satisfied with all others. Your ignorance is, therefore, a blessing upon you.

Oh, by the way: BITE ME!!

I am leaving the Fray to devote myself once again to writing. I find most of the people here admirable. But PE is a sick puppy, and he/she needs professional help. Someone who is so intolerant of others must constantly be intolerant ofhimself/herself on some sad level. This self-loathing coupled with delusions of grandeur would be funny in a cartoon character, but PE is real. Get help, PE.

Hello all. First, I must comment on a few postings; HC (#60) No I don't own a trailer nor do I rent one, I live in an apartment building, hence my answer is rent. Hopefully in the nex year I am hoping to buy my own home. Irvingsnodgrass (#63) For you, I don't recall any of your other posts being arogant like PE's, therefor unless you want to have a low blow contest, I will not being throwing any flames your way Nedfagan I have been waiting to see one of your posts in this thread. Actually, I am kind of disappointed. Your so negative in "some" not all of your posts, I really thought you could do a better job. But I do like your sense of creativity in you word usage. Go off on PE. PE, Mr. knowit all himself. Sweety, you had how many hours to go elsewhere, and by the way if you don't like this thread, leave, if it is so unintelligent, why are you here so much??? Better watch out PE, we uneducated people may drain your knowledge and suck you into stupid land. Grow up

NedFaggot: That's low, very low: "downunder." You lily-livered hick from the sticks. Wisconsin? What kind of a place is that to live? You probably have to chip the icicles off your face every morning. And you're complaining about Jo being from Kentucky. I'm glad I'm not from either of those pitiful hellholes.

Best speller in the Fray, my foot. Has anyone ever informed you that "PRIVATE PARTS" is TWO words?

This is more like it... this is the way this thread should go.Leave it to Ned to straighten things out. Wait a minute, that was a positive statement, and this is the flame thread. Leave it to Ned to fuck things up. This stuff is a lot better than the "Yeah, your face and my ass" stuff above.

"body parts that... function in unexpected and displeasing ways." I'll have to remember that one.

And HCaulfield, who do you think you are, hiding behind the name of a literary figure? And not just any literary figure: a pimply-faced 16-year-old.

And you know what the worst thing about you is, you weasel? You used the "trailer home"line that I had been saving up for one specific fraygrant since I heard in at Christmas.

May you be force-fed goat entrails.

Gaybeard, I'm sure you're out there: I'm saving up some really choice, really juicy ones for you, once you show you face in these parts.

And StanGorsian: wait'll I get ahold of you. Nobody has ever flamed me the way you did ("Snotass"). It's PAYBACK TIME!

Gaybeard, I'm sure you're out there: I'm saving up some really choice, really juicy ones for you, once you show you face in these parts.

And StanGorsian: wait'll I get ahold of you. Nobody has ever flamed me the way you did ("Snotass"). It's PAYBACK TIME!

Excuse me, HC, was that supposed to be an attempt of a low blow,

"Do I own my own trailer or do I rent?", give it up. Maybe when you grow up and don't live at home with mommy and daddy you, and have to work to totally support yourself, youwill recognize the value of renting, actually, I would be better off if indeed I owned my own trailer. Have you seen the new ones, some of them are bigger than a regulare house. So little girl, If your going to be in the world or weak insults, join PE. Because I figure the two of you put together would not be able to insult me the slightest. Especially today, its Friday, so you'd best try extra hard. Or I apologize You little girls don't know what hard is. so I guess try your best but your both to pathetic to achieve a real good flame. Actually you can't flame at all.

MELISSA KELLEY

Actually, I have no idea why you and I have engaged in this. I don't even know who you are. So I apologize for my remarks, mostly because I don't know who you are. In fact, this thread is full of people I get along with mightily,and I don't have problems with anybody here, except Lucky, for whom I have meant every word. Oh, yes, there's Sam Maverick, but sorry is what I feel for him.

Re:74, Melissa. What do you expect from people with their nose so far up in the air, they can hardly see the keyboard?

PE: Please give it up. Do you like to embarrass yourself constantly? Message #57 was your worst try yet. Doubting would be better at this than you.

Re: 75, PE. Not only have I meant every syllable to you, I have really been playing with the kid's gloves on. I haven't decided if you are worth me taking them off or not.

PE.

this is a flame thread, I use it for fun. I do not take anything serious within this thread. except what I said to HCaulfield about my living situation. It can go bend over so I can shove my foot up his hole. Other threads, like the Motherhood and welfare, or the sports thread, those i take serious. If you are affended by my comments in this particular thread, sorry but flame is the name of this thread. If you want to debate with me seriously in another thread. Let's go. But PE, this thread is for fun. this is the place to vent, and for that reason it was created. Its all innocent here, at least coming from me. I think this is fun. I joke like this with everyone.

melissakelly

STOP! STOP!!! I SURRENDER!!!! YOU'RE KILLING MEEEEEEE!!!!! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!!!!

IrvingSnodgrass (71)

YOU slam ME for using an assumed name? IrvingSnodgrass?!? As if. Anyway, HC is a hero, unafraid to be honest, not like the rest of you effete, posturing pansies. Nothing at all wrong with enlisting a literary figure. Infact, I've taken to replacing "PseudoErasmus" with "Ignatius Reilly" in my mind. When he reads this, he'll probably be prompted to have the butler bring round another tray of doughnuts.

IrvingSnodgrass (71)

YOU slam ME for using an assumed name? IrvingSnodgrass?!? As if. Anyway, HC is a hero, unafraid to be honest, not like the rest of you effete, posturing pansies. Nothing at all wrong with enlisting a literary figure. Infact, I've taken to replacing "PseudoErasmus" with "Ignatius Reilly" in my mind. When he reads this, he'll probably be prompted to have the butler bring round another tray of doughnuts.

There once was a lad named Lucky

Who felt his responses were plucky

Along came the Khan

To show him he's wrong

And now his answers are yucky

HClaufield 79 whats that? Please . You don't even know how to respond, a stupid enuindo. okay

I promised myself I wouldn't stoup to Iriving Swampgas's level, but I-ve been "called out" as it were. Look, you pompous ass, who died and made you queen of the fray? You sickening schoolmarm. Why don-t you take your red pencil and shove it where the sun don-t shine. You know, somewhere in the southern hemisphere. Ha ha ha!

This is a "flame" thread? Is it cold in here, or is it just everyone else?

There's still a rather large empty space.

The Flame?

Scene: under a bridge. A woman is on her back; she's just delivered a baby. A man is attending the birth. They look dirty.

Man: Well Mrs. Hocker, looks like we've got us a daughter. Wait! That's not a wart, that's a willy!

Woman:Bloody hell, not another one. Chuck it in the river, Mr. Hocker.

M: I don't know...it's got a look about it...this one might me mine. (baby breaks wind) Did you hear that? And look at the ways it's drooling. It _is_ mine!

W: I suppose we should keep it. What do you want to call it?

M: Hmm. (thinking is a chore) Irving Snodgrass.

W: Irving Snodgrass? That's a name for a stuckup pasty-faced schoolboy, not a ragpicker like he's going to be. Pass the Night Train.

M: Yes, it's Irving Snodgrass. Maybe it will fool people into thinking he's got learning. C'mon boy, let's go check the dumpsters. Got to start him early!

(exuent)

HCaulfield: It IS a Flame Thread after all. If the truth be known, Holden Caulfield has always been a favorite of mine.

I think Bertie Wooster is a better literary figure for PseudoEr (of course he would be Jeeves as well).

At least Snodgrass is MY creation, and not something I ripped off from a book.

Stan Gorsian: The sun ALWAYS shines here in the Southern hemisphere, not like your freezing country. Yuck!

Gorsian, what primordial ooze have you been residing in for the last two months anyway? It certainly wasn't anywhere which improved your spelling, that's for sure. And as far as I'm concerned you still live up to every letter of your anagram, "ignorant ass."

CharlieL: You're asking for it, Mr. not-good-enough-to-go-pro musician. Great place to live, Washington DC. Full of phonies and politicians and other bottom-dwelling scum-sucking lowlifes. Getting any hotter?

stan, who called you out? I don't recall anyone calling you in their posts so go back under you rock and who are you referring to as queen of the fray

Brrr.

????Brrr????? yea

melissakelly

I'm sure you understand all the finer points of renting; after all, you rent out your vagina 18 or 19 times a day, right? Or do you prefer in-u-end-o?

Damn, Holden, that was harsh. What a Biotchslap. But I thought you sort of liked the prostitute in the book. On the other hand, I read it freshman year of high school so I may not remember exactly.

I ripped off my name from someone too, but I guess I'm not included in the scope of that flame about Holden ripping off his name, to my dismay. Anyone know who Mark E. Smith is?

PE - reading your posts enrages me, not because of any semblance of quality in your miserable flames that sputter onto this page every once in a while, but because of the impossibly annoying tone that you write in. HAHAHAHA!! Ended a long sentence with a preposition! That was a fragment!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Try and stop me!! Note my stylistic Flaws, As I Blow Away Your Picky Attitude With Capitalization deSigNed tO AnNoY SpeCifiCaLLY The anAl REtenTiVE!!! Torture yourself over my abuse of punctuation!!!!!!!! Delight, in, your, superior, knowledge, of, the, fundamental, laws, of, grammar, and Strunk-and-White Stylish Proseness......

PS - Are you, like, really into masturbation? Or is that just the way you write and think?

MarkESmith, maybe you could loan some of your excess punctuation to that skank melissakelly. Anyone who joins forces with the amoebalike LuckyNumber666 is unlucky indeed.

melkel, you might have noticed those keys with the funny little dots and squiggles on them: those are called "periods" and "commas"! They're very useful! There's also probably a key labeled "shift"; it lets you make pretty CAPITAL letters! Whee!

Hclaufield Well since your mothers my boss and you are my client, why don't you tell me, smartass. It takes alot more than that to affend me. Try Again

melissakelly (96)

How would I know? Don't you remember? Last time I came around, the dog beat me over the fence. Btw, mom says that $18 or $19 isn't enough, so you're going to have to stop giving away the freebies.

At least my sexual preference would consist of the opposite sex, not the animal with the roughest tongue for licking enjoyment

Im sorry, i meant the longes leg with the hardest hoof on it for your natorious "back entrance only" parties.

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