SuperHighway Hypermart Hysteria

Internet shopping mania

1. judithathome - 12/2/2003 12:34:17 PM

Are you ready for some shopping? Well, let's get this thing started!

2. judithathome - 12/2/2003 12:38:02 PM

Here is ne plus ultra of shopping destinations:

Neiman Marcus

Just the place if you want to order his and hers Lear jets or that sable bedspread. And it's very easy to qaulify for free shipping as you only need top $150 to do so...hard not to spend that much at this store.

3. Magoseph - 12/2/2003 12:41:22 PM

Just right up my alley, this site, thanks, Juds!

4. Ms. No - 12/2/2003 12:47:58 PM

Great thread, Juditha!


I've done a little internet shopping and had good results. Of course, mostly I buy books or computer parts, but so far I've been lucky enough in my shopping not to get burned.

It occurs to me that this is likely because I don't shop much at all. I've bought books - both new and used - DVDs and videos, computer hardware, cosmetic containers and some pigments for coloring cosmetics, oh, and plane tickets. Not much of a shopper.

Does Netflix count?

5. Magoseph - 12/2/2003 12:57:32 PM

Neiman Marcus has three stores in Chicago. I went to the Northrook one, about an hour and fifteen minutes drive from here, when I was looking for a wedding outfit. The one downtown is the best, in my estimation, but I think it is because the clientele and therefore the clothes are less suburbanite, more Young Chicagoans type of clothes. Anyway, for me it was fun just to observe the shoppers. I hear there are great bargains after Christmas. My new DIL wants a trip there with me this year.

6. Magoseph - 12/2/2003 12:58:54 PM

Northrook=Northbrook

7. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:01:25 PM

Here's a great site for food gifts:

Harry & David

They have absolutely delicious fruit and while it's somewhat pricey, it's worth it!

8. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:02:05 PM

MsNo, any place you shop on the 'net is fair game!

9. jexster - 12/2/2003 1:04:02 PM

I do not shop at Needless Markup.

Its gaudy

Its nouveau

It chopped up the beautiful old City of Paris Dept Store on
Union Square in SF and turned it into a gaudy eyesore

And worst of all, and sufficient cause of all, it is Texan

10. marjoribanks - 12/2/2003 1:10:18 PM

I frequent the following Internet stores, and always manage to beat any price available in the stores either around me or in Manhattan. The fact of no tax on most transactions helps.

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1) Amazon.com - unbeatable selection, excellent prices. The newish sections are all very good (Kitchen, Food, etc.)

Example - we finally got around to buying a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. The local Macy's didn't have the color we wanted, and the lowest price it dropped to there was $250. This is a standard price for this item, nobody sells it for less.

I got it on Amazon, plus a high-end cutting board, for $235. Plus Amazon threw in a slow-cooker (I have no idea what it will be useful for). Plus free shipping to my doorstep.

2) Barnes and Noble (bn.com). - This is the best store for books and CD's. They deliver free (and the same day in Manhattan) if you spend $25 or more. They also have a huge selection of books and music for 40% off or more in their holiday section. Plus, you get 10% off all transactions over $50. Added up, that's all pretty sweet.

3) The Metropolitan Museum Store (metmuseum.org). - This is my wife's favorite store, and also has the best (small) selection of interesting/high-quality children's items anywhere. The prices are not cheap, but you get consistently great value for money and some really unique items. I get a kick out of buying small items of jewellery for my wife, for instance, carefully replicated from Sumerian (or whatever) items in the museum's collections. Everything in the store, for long periods of time, is 10% off and this applies on-line as well. I'll be happy to share the code for the discount (sent to catalog subsrcibers).



11. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:13:53 PM

I have links galore but for some reason, my computer keeps shutting down or losing the internet connection so bear with me.

And Jex, you may hate Neiman's but I used to work there and they treat their workers much better than WalMart does!

12. marjoribanks - 12/2/2003 1:15:24 PM

In the area of electronics, I have generally found that you should price-compare and research the issue to death on the Internet, but then make a call to actually order. Many places (6thave.com, jandr.com) will ruthlessly cut prices to match Internet-posted competitors, and will then try to entice with further goodies.

I saved a couple hundred bucks on stereo components, and another hundred (easy) on shipping by playing those particular two shops against each other.

13. marjoribanks - 12/2/2003 1:17:04 PM

I would like to find a really good discount CD place on the Internet.

14. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:17:46 PM

Alistair mentioned the Metropolitan Museum Store and I'd like to recommend another, too...

MOMA OnLine Store

I especially like that Tibor Kalman unbrella!

15. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:24:35 PM

Marj...I don't buy CDs but I'm sure someone will come along with a recommendation soon.

16. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:26:49 PM

Here we have a site for the man (or woman) who enjoys hunting and fishing. I've heard the stores are something to behold...

Cabela's

17. rdbrewer - 12/2/2003 1:29:45 PM

Brookstone

Neat gadgety stuff.

18. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:41:11 PM

Site that the kids will like, if only for the racy catalogue:

Abercrombie & Fitch

19. judithathome - 12/2/2003 1:45:20 PM

A site for excellent prices on perfumes, make-up, hair dryers, cosmetics and all things beauty related...I order from them all the time and they deliver very quickly and I've never had one problem with an order.

ULTA

20. judithathome - 12/2/2003 2:45:49 PM

Okay, here we go, off to nirvana for the cooks on your list; this is the place to find that mushroom buffer or the shrimp deveiner; the place for overpriced cooking gadgetry...some bargains but more a place to find that hard to locate ramekin shaped like a seashell or the sterling silver butter curler.

Williams-Sonoma

21. judithathome - 12/2/2003 4:25:35 PM

I've never been to this store nor ordered from this site but millions of people love it and swear it is the greatest thing since sliced bread:

Ikea

The home page has a real holiday feel to it, too.

22. Magoseph - 12/2/2003 4:35:00 PM

Gee, thanks, Juds, you have got very busy checking those sites out!

23. judithathome - 12/2/2003 4:46:55 PM

I have more...but I need to get ready for a party tonight so they will have to wait til tomorrow.

24. arkymalarky - 12/2/2003 8:56:51 PM

Wow, this thread's taking off! Great sites, and I'm going to enjoy browsing through them when I get some time off the week of Christmas.

25. rdbrewer - 12/2/2003 9:01:46 PM

Who makes the very best electric blankets?

26. arkymalarky - 12/2/2003 9:30:27 PM

Why can't they make online purchasing more like catalog purchasing, where you buy something and mail the payment for it and receive the product when they get your money?

Or have they and I, not being a net shopper, didn't notice?

I don't mind being a net shopper, per se, but it's a hassle and I don't like adding to my credit card debt, since I don't pay it off by the month. If I get to that point, it's worlds more convenient than rl shopping.

27. Absensia - 12/2/2003 10:28:29 PM

Wonderful place for leathergoods. I order my annual purse sized leather calenders from www.classicluggage.com

I buy online frequently. So far, knock on wood, no problems.

I prefer a good down comforter to an electric blanket. The best and most reasonable I've found is, believe it or not, is on the online shopping channel, www.qvc.com

28. arkymalarky - 12/2/2003 11:13:56 PM

Hey Abs! I'll have to check out that leather site.

29. wabbit - 12/2/2003 11:14:58 PM

I do a lot of shopping online. Some of my faves:

Froogle for getting prices
Pricewatch for getting tech prices
DealNews
Google Catalogs for catalog sites
Thinkgeek for fun geek gifts
Mastermind Toys and Amazing Toy Store for kids
Deep Discount DVD and Deep Discount CD
American Science and Surplus
Despair.com - great calendars
Amazon of course

30. wabbit - 12/2/2003 11:16:12 PM

May be useful: Infomercial Scams

31. KuligintheHooligan - 12/2/2003 11:49:17 PM

Something I have found VERY helpful has been

pricegrabber.com

It basically scours the Internet looking for good deals. This has particularly been helpful when it comes to electronics. It also calculates taxes (if necessary) and shipping charges to give you a "bottom line" price for comparison.


If you are looking for books, I have found

allbookstores.com

extremely helpful. It does a similar thing, looking all over the place for the book you want. Normally, you can buy a brand new one from someone who has an extra he is trying to unload. I've never been disappointed and have bought dozens of books this way, normally saving at least 50% off from the retail price.

32. arkymalarky - 12/3/2003 5:27:00 PM

Thanks Kuligin! Sites like that save a lot of time.

I didn't see it posted elsewhere, so FYI, Judith broke her ankle and had to have surgery on it. She's in the hospital and she will probably not be back online before Friday.

33. wonkers2 - 12/3/2003 5:29:07 PM

Please wish Judith a speedy recovery from wonkers and the cap'n! Not a good time of the year to break one's ankle.

34. Absensia - 12/3/2003 5:30:54 PM

Oh no!!!!! How awful for her!!! If you talk to her, please tell her I'm sending her my thoughts and wishes for a quick healing!

35. arkymalarky - 12/3/2003 5:37:56 PM

I certainly will, Wonk and Abs. I just got off the phone with her and the doctor was coming in. She's hurting some, but said she'll go home tomorrow, though she won't be very mobile.

Abs, I was going to ask Mag, and I know you've been out and about a lot, but would you be able to host for a few days until Judith gets back in shape to take it back up? I would, but I'm going to be gone most of the next week at least.

36. Absensia - 12/3/2003 5:42:26 PM

I like This site for geeks on your list!

37. Absensia - 12/3/2003 5:44:23 PM

Sure Arky, I'll be glad to fill in for a few days. It looks like everyone is ding a great job, and I've been meaning to work on my html skills!

38. Jenerator - 12/3/2003 5:46:16 PM

A true beauty superstore (and without the hassle or snobbery of regular department stores):

Sephora.com

Jasmine-rose soap by Fresh is my favorite!

39. Absensia - 12/3/2003 5:54:37 PM

I love Sephora. Shop online as well as in the stores.

A favorite kitchen place of mine is Sur La Table It has a wide variety of things.

40. Magoseph - 12/3/2003 6:16:36 PM

I just received and email from Keoni. Judith is in the hospital. She broke her tibia yesterday, a spiral fracture. It had to be reset three times before the cast was put on the leg. She will be home tomorrow but won't be able to be on the computer for a few days because she has to have her leg elevated.

41. arkymalarky - 12/3/2003 6:17:29 PM

Thanks so much Abs!

Hey Mag! Read back a bit. ;-)

42. arkymalarky - 12/3/2003 6:19:26 PM

And your description of her injury and treatment is much more accurate than mine! I posted after reading from Keoni's email that she'd broken her "ankle/leg" and I called her and got more details after I'd posted (which I assume that you smartly did BEFORE you posted!)

Y'all will have to excuse me. I'm scattered as all getout right now.

43. Magoseph - 12/3/2003 6:26:24 PM

Oh, I see, Arky beat me to it. I guess Keoni was taking no chance.

44. Magoseph - 12/3/2003 6:30:06 PM

Arky, she'll be back on-line as soon as she can manage a way to do it comfortably, she told me.

45. Absensia - 12/3/2003 10:41:26 PM

Some more:

Excellent Music Site
For The Dog On Your List

And for those with exquisite taste:
Fabo Pink Birds
Tasteful Pink Gifts

46. Snowowl - 12/3/2003 10:52:30 PM

Sorry to hear about Judith. If anyone is in contact with her please pass my good wishes along to her.

47. Macnas - 12/4/2003 5:34:10 AM

For possibly the best in out-of-doors clothing that still manages to look good, you can't beat Barbour.

48. Magoseph - 12/4/2003 12:17:03 PM

Our thread host is much better today, witness the following: The rehab nurses who were teaching her this morning how to exercise shoulders, arms, and hands to become stronger so as to be able to use crutches at home, were asked the following: Please bring me a better looking walker, this one is so ugly! The nurses found a decorated one for her.

49. Ms. No - 12/4/2003 5:13:17 PM

hahahaha! That's our girl!

50. Absensia - 12/4/2003 8:44:20 PM

Great news!!!!

Food ideas!
Fabulous NW Seafood Gifts
Gourmet Food Baskets
Godiva Chocolate
Unique Gift Baskets
Great Cheeses and Other Imported Goodies
Gourmet foods, links, and prrice comparisions.
Wide range of seafood, fresh and smoked. Very high quality.

51. arkymalarky - 12/4/2003 10:26:34 PM

Good for Judith!

Wonder if they have red and black ones? ;-)

52. Absensia - 12/4/2003 11:10:04 PM

I think she'll need several of them in various colors. Not only red and black, but a couple with holiday motifs for Christmas and New Year's.

53. Absensia - 12/6/2003 12:36:51 PM

How is Judith doing? Is she hoe yet?

I'm looking for recommendations for excellent single malt scotch. It's the only whiskey I drink and my son has followed my lead and would like a good bottle for Christmas. We're limited in Washington state by a state run liquor store that may or may not take special orders or one can go to a bar that specializes in single malt by the glass. So buying it online may be the answer.

54. Absensia - 12/6/2003 12:38:51 PM

Cookbooks are a great holiday gift. What are your favorites?

55. alistairConnor - 12/6/2003 4:05:02 PM

Abs :

My understanding is that online sale of (wine and) liquor is only possible insofar as it conforms to state licensing laws. If Washington state has a monopoly, then I guess the answer is : no.

56. alistairConnor - 12/6/2003 4:07:04 PM

I've very much enjoyed your food links. Also that geek site, there are a number of must-have gadgets. Need some molecule magnets. Need a USB-powered desk light.

57. Absensia - 12/6/2003 8:08:48 PM

Thanks, Alistair, I like that geek site too. As far as buying liquor online I fear you are right, although a friend in London once sent me a wonderful bottle of single malt scotch. I was surprised it made its way to me. Wine can be bought online and can be bought at many shops in the state.

58. Absensia - 12/6/2003 9:55:49 PM

I've done some checking and liquor can be ordered online and sent to this state. I think I'll have to wait until I win the lottery to order the 46 yr old single malt scotch that sells for $1500.

BTW, just realized today that the Geek site was first posted by Wabbit.

59. wonkers2 - 12/7/2003 11:22:21 AM

How Much is That Death Denial in the Window? A psychological disorder that may be termed an acquisitive desire--Here

60. Absensia - 12/7/2003 4:27:36 PM

Hah! How appropriate! Also, interesting article.

61. ScreamingSin - 12/10/2003 4:24:34 AM

We went to a store where they served snacks and drinks carried around by waiters. Quite festive. And quite the marketing ploy. We felt like we were at a party, yet there it was: we felt like we should spend.

62. ScreamingSin - 12/10/2003 4:39:14 AM

Another kudo for judithathome's recommendation for Harry & David. Great fruit, good as a gift to those who don't need knickknacks, and you can feel good about not raising cholesterol levels.

For kids, go to http://www.museumtour.com/. Fabulous! I've one of their print catalogs, and there's something interesting on every page. I shopped the catalog, ordered via the website, easy navigation if one knows what's needed, and prompt delivery. I wouldn't have spent anything if I hadn't the catalouge; the website had a bright red background that annoyed.

IKEA, yes, they are good as well, esp if one likes the danish-modern sort of decor. Long lead times on some items.

63. ScreamingSin - 12/10/2003 4:43:52 AM

garenthill.com has lovely linens, esp flannels for the bed.

redenvelope.com, this is my first season trying them. I'll report back on the satisfaction factor of the gifts I bought there, but they've a kick-ass website.

64. ScreamingSin - 12/10/2003 4:47:05 AM

That would be garnethill.com, please excuse the typo.

65. alistairconnor - 12/10/2003 6:28:28 AM

Thank you for museumtour, that looks like just the thing for getting gifts to my American targets (ages four and eight) in time, cos it's getting too late to send something from here that I haven't even thought about yet let alone bought... did I mention that I hate christmas shopping?

I wouldn't have spent anything if I hadn't the catalouge; the website had a bright red background that annoyed.

Absolute turnoff, those violent slabs of primary colours, expecially the red. Whatever were they thinking of?
Also, a lot of the images won't show for me... turns out they are on a secure page (https) - the site was built by an idiot - or perhaps by a 12 year old, that would be more forgiveable.

Doesn't inspire confidence in me as a potential buyer, but that won't stop me.

Ah, but on the other hand, they have a rilly cute feature which appears to render the print catalogue over the web. A saving grace.

(Can you tell I'm obsessed with e-commerce user interfaces at the moment?)

66. Absensia - 12/10/2003 7:20:13 PM

redenvelope looks great. I've been out a few times and it's too crowded everywhere. I'm still shopping at amazon.com, and some other online places already mentioned. Also gift certificates from amazon, Barnes and Noble, etc., are good ideas for teens, especially those who want cds and dvds. I'm giving them to nieces and nephews and putting one in my son's stocking. He's put specific titles on his Christmas list but who knows who will give him what.

Gift baskets can be easy to put together as well. I';m putting some online food items in them, along with grocery store and gourmet shop items, and making some other theme baskets: fishing, golf, wine.

Online shopping is ok...I hate regular shopping. Don't have a clue for a gift for my mother.

67. rdbrewer - 12/13/2003 10:11:07 AM

I am extending the olive branch buttcandle. I am giving Jexter a link for Christmas. Be sure to read all the user letters and FAQ.

68. jexster - 12/13/2003 11:17:50 AM

Thanks RD! How sweet

Now here's a gift idea that will bring Holiday Cheer!







And tell him John McC sent ya!

69. Absensia - 12/13/2003 7:12:02 PM

After replacing the dsl modem twice, Earthlink declared my phoneline unable to use DSL and let me out of my contract! Yeah! For Christmas I'm giving myself a Comcast internet cable connection! It's actually $10 per month cheaper than Earthlink and DSL. It's not going to be installed until Thursday so I'm using dial-up....arg!

Finished most of my shopping today. I managed to meet the online shipping deadlines, too.

70. ScreamingSin - 12/15/2003 2:02:42 AM

alistairconnor, I had a bit of grin at your 65. That link about 'render the print catalogue over the web. A saving grace.' I clicked on that link, it was boring. Perhaps I didn't understand your point?

No, museumtour, they don't know web. They've fabulous products to distribute and they only know the print medium. Or maybe the know the magic of an 8-yr-old clutching printed matter that promises happiness.

71. ScreamingSin - 12/15/2003 2:06:16 AM

judith,,,,,, it's 'they know'

72. ScreamingSin - 12/15/2003 2:15:49 AM

#69 well hallaluja, Absensia!
Are you burning down the boards?
Don't you feel twice as sharp now?
Yummy yum, gimmee some more of that high-speed come!
Faster access is a luxury, no?


I grew up on 69th street.

73. ScreamingSin - 12/15/2003 2:24:26 AM

Whoa, I just read that.

There were some facts in there, but the nuances were skewed to the point of being way wrong.

I just abhor the service provider that doesn't fulfill the contract.

74. judithathome - 12/15/2003 12:22:30 PM

judith,,,,,, it's 'they know'

Take pity on my Limbaughed state of mind (drugged) and 'splain this to me please? ;-)

75. judithathome - 12/15/2003 12:31:27 PM

Sorry to have been so remiss with this thread...you guys have done great keeping it up and you all have my thanks.

Learning new uses for my bamboo backscratcher led me to thing of this place...you never know when you'll break your leg and have to use some unusual item to restart the computer when it freezes up!

Allenby's....Love Those Gifts!

76. alistairconnor - 12/19/2003 7:28:12 AM

Jeez looeez.

That Museumtour web site is crap to the bitter end.

A shame they have such great stuff.


An explanation about why the online print catalog viewer is its saving grace :

* As you say, Screamin', the print catalog is clearly what they do best. I don't have it. Getting it over the web prevents me from dismissing the site out of hand.

* Using the site to buy Christmas presents is the internet shopping nightmare. My horror story : I started browsing from work (broadband), wanted to order from home but gave up (no broadband, so the print catalog is unuseable) so tried to order the next day from work, but didn't have the delivery address.
None of this is their fault. So far.
* Back home, I start ordering, and note that the item I most wanted to order is now out of stock. Ok ok, still not their fault, it's Christmas week.
* Get to the payment form, and fill in my (billing) address. The dropdown "Country" box forces me to choose "Other", and suddenly it's no-go : a message informs me that they only accept orders FOR DELIVERY IN the US, and certain other most-favoured-nations.
Well gee, I want it delivered in the US.
* Fill it in again, putting in a false billing address : my mother's address in New Zealand (friendly nation, exempt from export ban on these high-tech building blocks and such), my real French credit card number, and the delivery address in North Carolina
* No go : I am accused of falsifying my credit card details (error message explicitly alleges that the holder's name entered does not match up).

77. alistairconnor - 12/19/2003 7:28:21 AM

* After two or three attempts, I nearly give up, but then I analyse the URL of the error screen (this is what comes of being obsessive about e-commerce user interfaces) and note that it mentions "state" (the error message doesn't).
* There are no states in New Zealand. On the offchance, I selected "Alabama" from the dropdown list and...
* hey presto, it worked.

I sent them a mildly insulting email in the hope that this experience will be beneficial to imprudent un-Americans who attempt to buy stuff from their fine catalog.

78. alistairconnor - 12/19/2003 7:30:39 AM

On balance, I think I'll order the bulk of my christmas presents (for mother and five siblings) from another site.

At least then they'll have something decent to offer me for drink when I drop in.

79. judithathome - 12/19/2003 9:03:19 AM

Well, you might enjoy drinking this but to me, it is a mistake:

Database error: Invalid SQL: insert into moulincartseq values (0312190000, 19)
MySQL Error: 1062 (Duplicate entry '312190000' for key 1)
Session halted.


;-)

80. wabbit - 12/19/2003 6:11:31 PM

why music CDs make lousy presents for kids

Thinking about buying music CDs for a youngster? Perhaps you want to reconsider...

81. alistairconnor - 12/19/2003 6:14:19 PM

79 : Oh, so that was you, was it Judith?

You broke my beautiful site?

(nah that was my friend Sigi who swapped out his server last night, rather messily, and left the new one with yesterday's date on it, which confused my page scripts. It's OK now, you can go back.)

82. judithathome - 12/19/2003 6:22:39 PM

Hey, that's a great site. I'd love to order each lot!

83. alistairconnor - 12/19/2003 6:40:48 PM

I just added the white wine selection. I think we need to make up lots of selections so that people can try out all the wines without having to buy a case of 6 all the same.

Main problem at the moment is that most of the visitors seem to be from France or the USA.

84. judithathome - 12/19/2003 9:22:05 PM

I think another problem, at least for me, is that we can't leagally order wine through the mail...here in Texas, anyhow.

85. arkymalarky - 12/19/2003 10:52:51 PM

I think we need to make up lots of selections so that people can try out all the wines without having to buy a case of 6 all the same.

I would love that.

86. arkymalarky - 12/19/2003 11:05:59 PM

Just saw a tv ad about this site and am just checking it out. It looks promising:

Overstock.com

87. judithathome - 12/20/2003 12:14:58 PM

Don't get jewelry from Overstock, however...local TV station did an expose on a diamond bracelet and pair of earrings and the stones were flawed and the jeweler doing the appraising said the cost was okay but the origina; price they had touted was highly inflated for the quality you'd get.

I've ordered from them before and been satisfied but I only got a couple of chenille throws for the couch and they were what I expected and very reasonably priced.

When I see markdown deals, I'm always cynical about the "original" price...working at Neiman's will make you jaded about stuff like that...ha!

88. arkymalarky - 12/20/2003 1:03:26 PM

The only thing I looked at was bedding, and it looked good.

89. Absensia - 12/20/2003 3:27:00 PM

I confess...I buy a lot of things from QVC, a televised and online shopping channel. It's not tacky and has a 30day return policy. It carries many name brands, has competitive prices, and items are usually high quality. It pays to compare prices. Some brand names include Craftman Tools, Kitchenaide, Cuisenart(sp), Maxx of New York,Robert E. Lee Jewelry, etc. I find it helpful to keep a tape measure handy to make sure I know the exact size of things.

90. jexster - 12/22/2003 7:55:04 PM

For the last days of shopping frenzy, another daily TPM Featured Book: Colin Martin's and Geoffrey Parker's truly marvelous The Spanish Armada. Actually, this is the The Spanish Armada: Revised Edition, which just came out last year. I've only read the original. But if it's revised it must be even better. And I'm going to assume it still turns out that the Armada didn't manage the hook up down there in the Spanish Netherlands and the fire ships did their business and the anchors were cut. In any case, a wonderful history with splendid new evidence from the archives and the bottom of the sea.

-- Josh Marshall



91. ScreamingSin - 12/22/2003 11:41:51 PM

Well alistairconnor, you criminal from Alabama, let me just say fevers are high all over.

Today in a Target store, I asked for a $20 GameBoy Advance game that was locked up in a case. After standing on queue for 10 minutes. The guy asks, am I done with my shopping? Well, no, not really, but after waiting 10 minutes on a 60-minute lunch break, I guess I am. Because if I'm not done with my shopping I have to stand in line again to get the the thing. It's so STEALable, you see.

He leads me over to the nearest register, holding the GameBoy aloft as some kind of icon over the crowd of us thieves and infidels. We will not steal that GameBoy game, nosir. We could could muddle some sort of other expensive stuff down our pants in other parts of the store if we had a mind to, however. There's some saffron and cloves on another aisle that's caught my eye. But that damn GameBoy is safe from the clutches of the likes of me.

The register he chooses has the longest line, because it's the nearest to the door and all Americans are ambulatory-deprived.

Naturally, I object. I want register #9 in the middle that has no line. I've no objection to a few extra steps, my lunch hour is dwindling, and there's a few more stops on the plan.

Tempers are flaring.

92. jexster - 12/25/2003 3:55:19 PM

Another Josh Marshall recommendation (History PhD, Brown) hard to go wrong...especially not when you've an Amazon gift certificate ....

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